Saturday, January 2, 2010

Don't go out with someone who..(wilderness version)


Recently my friend Matt sent me a hilarious true list (sample Don't go out with someone whose mom tells you you are under a curse that is not from this planet). This inspired me to make my own,unfortunately true list, just for fun. Enjoy!

Don't go out with someone who only wants to hike for the purpose of killing something.

Don't go out with someone who throws a tantrum when he swamps his kayak in a foot of water.

Don't go out with someone who, when seeing that you are having trouble turning your kayak in a headwind, shouts, "Just paddle harder!"

Don't go out with someone who will leave you struggling up a steep hill on skis, pulling your and his stuff on a sled, to speed away for the cabin.

Don't go out with someone who claims an allergy to sunscreen to explain his slow pace on a hike.

Don't go out with someone who needs to build an enormous fire while camped, complete with dragging big logs in. Ditto for those who can't camp without large amounts of alcohol.

Don't go out with someone who feels the need to explain his bathroom habits in the woods in great depth.

Don't go out with someone who won't ride a bike/hike/etc because "it's raining".

Don't go out with someone who insists on wearing hiking pants and hiking boots everywhere when he refuses to actually hike.

Don't go out with someone who leaves wet hunting gear in the living room "to dry". For a month.

If any single people read this blog, I hope this helps.

1 comment:

  1. So true! I tried to think of one to add, but I think you covered them all!

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